William Ashinhurst is a Millenial know it all from Bellingham Washington. He binge watches home renovation shows just so he can be critical of interior design choices. He has one arm and tells people he lost it in an "Altercation with a swamp creature" but I'm pretty sure that's not true. He promised me a cheese omelette in return for writing his bio and he has yet to deliver on it, so most of this stuff is fiction.
